what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Justin's life

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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