- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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