- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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