A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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