Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

men, men like men= men+bed

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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