What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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