- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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