- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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