What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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I went to work today....

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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