What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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