Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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