- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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