- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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