What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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