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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Don't believe in Atheists.

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