Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Read a Book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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