- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

ure mama's so fat

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Massie is a fatass

I'm homeless.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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