- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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