i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Anti Joke

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