what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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This is an anti- joke

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Wenis Penis

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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