What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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