there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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