- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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