ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock Knock. Not home.

No your aunties a joke

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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