Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

a black man walks out of popeyes

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Sir, your wife is dead

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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