Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Indians

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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womens rights

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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