drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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