- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Matthew Wyckoff

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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