- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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