Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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