What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

i saw amango it splootered

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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