the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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