What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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who else is on here?

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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