Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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boobs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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