Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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