- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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