Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

antonis sister is mighty fine

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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