- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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