- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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