What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Anti Joke

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