- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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