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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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