- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what is 3+3= 8

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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