- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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