Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

So a horse walks into a barn.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

salad days!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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