Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How High is a Chinese man

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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