- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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