(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Click here to end the world.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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