How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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your mum

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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salad days!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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