How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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