What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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An man walks to a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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