whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

thumb_up thumb_down -6

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops