How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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