Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

This is a joke.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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