Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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