- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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