- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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