Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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knock knock go away!!!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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