How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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