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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Face...the other white meat!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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