- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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