- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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