Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Anti Joke

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