Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Obama = ebola

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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