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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A van drives into a car.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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