- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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