When life throws knives at you, run away.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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