My Nan, that is all.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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