- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

knock knock Goodbye

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

i dont fisish anythi

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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