- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What is funnier than 24 69

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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