A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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