- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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