I had friends on the Death Star.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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