Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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the WNBA.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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alert("Hello");

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Anti Joke

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