What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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