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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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