- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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