Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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I'm rick james bitch

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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