- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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