- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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