I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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one stop shop

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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A guy walks into a bar

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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