Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A man walks into a vagina

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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