- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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