I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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