What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is funnier than 24 69

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

matt is fat

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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