SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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WOw you have no life

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Pickles are moist.

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Dwight Howard

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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