- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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