Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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