Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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