- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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