You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

I love alchohol!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

asians have slitted eyes lol

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Anti Joke

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