- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

united we sit, cause we're fat

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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