- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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