Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

i saw amango it splootered

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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