What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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