- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

You're a big fat monkey.

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