How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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