- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

If you were a pie I'd eat you

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