- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Patriarchy.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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