Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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