- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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