james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Your Mom The End.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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