- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Double-whammy

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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