- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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