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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Women's Rights

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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