What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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